- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview - Your last name stays put. - Wedding plans take care of themselves. - You can be president. - You can wear a white shirt to a water park. - Car mechanics tell you the truth. - You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. - Same work... more pay. - Wrinkles add character - You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. - Wedding Dress ; Tux rental . - Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" - Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. - Movie nudity is virtually always female. - One mood, all the time. - Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
